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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Pronounced like “Hell no!” You’ve arrived at a collection of the best worst hotel reviews on the internet, all in one place for your viewing convenience.</description><title>Hotellno!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @hotellno)</generator><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>NO PANTS </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvic4mVQdB1r6x7dqo1_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;NO PANTS &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13603346354</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13603346354</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:46:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>molly-sama:

pagan-chan:

hyperbolic-time-chamber:

mraids:

apri...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv2ubrQDvy1qfxyp4o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://molly-sama.tumblr.com/post/13586861981/pagan-chan-hyperbolic-time-chamber-mraids"&gt;molly-sama&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pagan-chan.tumblr.com/post/13579591052/hyperbolic-time-chamber-mraids"&gt;pagan-chan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hyperbolic-time-chamber.tumblr.com/post/13579560726/mraids-aprilamazingness-majin-k"&gt;hyperbolic-time-chamber&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mraids.tumblr.com/post/13579112362/aprilamazingness-majin-k-deathtosquishies"&gt;mraids&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aprilamazingness.tumblr.com/post/13578545968/majin-k-deathtosquishies-skysscribbles"&gt;aprilamazingness&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://majin-k.tumblr.com/post/13578322866/deathtosquishies-skysscribbles-kenkit"&gt;majin-k&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deathtosquishies.tumblr.com/post/13537702646/skysscribbles-kenkit-thisismysliceoflife"&gt;deathtosquishies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://skysscribbles.tumblr.com/post/13537335711/kenkit-thisismysliceoflife-lamesaucey"&gt;skysscribbles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kenkit.tumblr.com/post/13537276422/thisismysliceoflife-lamesaucey"&gt;kenkit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisismysliceoflife.tumblr.com/post/13537146955/lamesaucey-blackbanshee-anjelsroost"&gt;thisismysliceoflife&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lamesaucey.tumblr.com/post/13537098095"&gt;lamesaucey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blackbanshee.tumblr.com/post/13536991107/anjelsroost-whaoanon-chronomaly"&gt;blackbanshee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anjelsroost.tumblr.com/post/13536954537/whaoanon-chronomaly-stupidharpy"&gt;anjelsroost&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whaoanon.tumblr.com/post/13536633534"&gt;whaoanon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chronomaly.tumblr.com/post/13536605925/stupidharpy-megthemaggot"&gt;chronomaly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stupidharpy.tumblr.com/post/13535922718/megthemaggot-kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys"&gt;stupidharpy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://megthemaggot.tumblr.com/post/13535836679/kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys-the-office"&gt;megthemaggot&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys.tumblr.com/post/13535558490/sierrawuzheer-do-him-draco"&gt;kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The Office? Hell yeah.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;House. &lt;small&gt;I’ve had dreams about this actually. »&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SOLVING WEIRD PROBLEMS WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP WHILE LEARNING ABOUT MYSELF AND HOW TO INTERACT WITH OTHERS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OKAY&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i could actually really use that, to be honest&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i could use a vacation in ponyville&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;twin peaks. uhhhh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that could be cool y&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;MYTHBUSTERS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH FUCK YEAH LETS BLOW SHIT UP&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;walking dead…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="296" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9dmvtRiZ1r1shus.gif" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;um spongebob ._.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Glee. Oh goddammit…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The Muppet Show.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;… This feels right.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;American Dad.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…I…dont know what to make of this XD&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The Biggest Loser.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HEALTHY TIME BEGINS NAO.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I Hate My Teenage Daughter.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*gets up, walks out of the room*&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Around the World in 80 Ways&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…I’m okay with this. One of them sounds like the Scout :3&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; Breaking Bad&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FUCK DA POLICE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SAMURAI FUCKING JACK!… YEEEAAAH!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Criminal Minds. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, joy. Profiling serial killers.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Daria’s already my life. XD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Firefly. I’m now sailing through the stars doing vaguely illegal things and engaging in snappy dialog.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13592473175</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13592473175</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 11:24:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Nazis: they love to camp.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvibv9oYA01r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nazis: they love to camp.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13581035735</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13581035735</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 01:07:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This poor guy doesn’t actually exist. :(</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvibtrY5NK1r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This poor guy doesn’t actually exist. :(&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13579144659</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13579144659</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 00:06:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Well that’s… concerning.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvibnmWfIQ1r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well that’s… concerning.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13577022208</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13577022208</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 23:11:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I laughed at this. A lot.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvaxvmVeOf1r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I laughed at this. A lot.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13403398534</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13403398534</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 11:08:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“Den of Destitution” makes it sound fun.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvaxg3EpC41r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Den of Destitution” makes it sound fun.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13401253897</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13401253897</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 10:08:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I think you may be an alcoholic.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvax7mgCwF1r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think you may be an alcoholic.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13386486671</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13386486671</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 00:23:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>OH GOD NO</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvawr8yn8j1r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;OH GOD NO&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13385370497</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13385370497</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 23:58:06 -0500</pubDate><category>cats</category><category>hotel reviews</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>I… what? Poor possum. :(</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvaxal5pTo1r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I… what? Poor possum. :(&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13383472534</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13383472534</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 23:18:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I wonder how many people said “hi” to her after...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvawyzBaHk1r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I wonder how many people said “hi” to her after this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13383154239</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13383154239</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 23:11:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Well, this is awkward.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvawncwVtZ1r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well, this is awkward.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13382832335</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13382832335</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2011 23:04:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I’d be mad too if they didn’t share their moonshine....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv1mrx5wuU1r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’d be mad too if they didn’t share their moonshine. (This is from &lt;em&gt;very &lt;/em&gt;close to where I live, so I got a kick out of it.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13144044491</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13144044491</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 22:52:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>On a different site: “I went to this bangin’ bar...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv1mo6w9Gf1r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;On a different site: “I went to this bangin’ bar behind this cool hotel so I thought it would be rockin but no one wanted to come dance with me. I called every room. Very disappointed.” &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13143945087</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13143945087</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 22:50:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxchbyZ0K1r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13036482191</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13036482191</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 19:36:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m sick of your shenanigans, Charlie Brown.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxcfgbGMj1r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m sick of your shenanigans, Charlie Brown.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13025161896</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13025161896</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 15:18:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Ok, I admit it, this is only funny because it’s scary....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luxcbvHRUC1r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ok, I admit it, this is only funny because it’s scary. Really now, where do these people &lt;em&gt;come &lt;/em&gt;from?! &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I imagine the gay car club members being like “Hello? &lt;em&gt;He &lt;/em&gt;was checking &lt;em&gt;us &lt;/em&gt;out, and we’re &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; interested. I bet he doesn’t even know how to clean a carburetor.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13025069522</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/13025069522</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 15:16:43 -0500</pubDate><category>assholes</category><category>wtf</category><category>hotels</category><category>homophobia</category><category>scary</category></item><item><title>That is quite an incentive.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvjjlFuMo1r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;That is quite an incentive.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/12978722177</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/12978722177</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:57:00 -0500</pubDate><category>the 70s</category><category>healthy living</category><category>hotels</category><category>longevity</category></item><item><title>Haha! “There is 2 mice.”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvivnnqhs1r6x7dqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Haha! “There is 2 mice.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/12978159866</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/12978159866</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:42:00 -0500</pubDate><category>St. Louis</category><category>Hotels</category></item><item><title>Uh… at least breakfast was good?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luviqtoprV1r6x7dqo1_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Uh… at least breakfast was good?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/12978048488</link><guid>http://hotellno.tumblr.com/post/12978048488</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:40:00 -0500</pubDate><category>breakfast</category><category>wtf</category><category>Hotels</category></item></channel></rss>
